The life of a little cute dork!


Hello!
So this is basically my attempt at a tumblr blog! Hope you'll like it!

Ask and thee shall receive.

clraft:

lyxdelsic:

"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

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yoyo-inspace:

wide-worlds-joy:

ladyvivamus:

themightyblim:

miss-azura:

bifrostedflake:

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MAKE LOKI FIX IT

Sad thing is in actual mythology this is very accurate. But loki does always fix the problem and usually the other gods got something good out of it in the end like magical weapons and tools, so really the other gods should stop bitching cuz when loki cleans up his messes they get free shit out of it.

Or, on one memorable occasion, a very nice horse.

Accurate post is accurate.

like remember that time Loki and Tor had to dress up as a bridesmaid and a bride (it was Loki’s idea) and Tor was absolutely awful at it so Loki had to come up with a lot of bullshit excuses to why Tor was behaving the way it was

that was always my favorite story

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beautifulsouthasianbrides:

Image Courtesy & PhotographerJai Girard Photography

"Pakeezah Inspired Sangeet and Decor"

The loneliest moment in someones life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via itsmicca)

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skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

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z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

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dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

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pterodactylsftw:

ill take 12

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killer-kawaii-66:

smiles-sunsets-and-sarcasm:

That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another…

I’m in tears.

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