The life of a little cute dork!


Hello!
So this is basically my attempt at a tumblr blog! Hope you'll like it!

Ask and thee shall receive.

snorlaxatives:

spacepixie:

pond weed that looks like long green hair !

no wonder you’re still ill stop touching that nasty shit

Source: spacepixie

  • how to prepare for exams: cry

Source: sifujinoras

pincie:

Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole):

-your weight

-your clothing choice

-your amount of make up

-having sex

-not having sex

-breast size

-having your period

-saying no

-not appreciating catcalls 

-masturbating

-body hair

Source: pincie

Source: magicmotherfuckers

bubblesarebeautiful:

ultrafacts:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

Reblogging for that comment

Source: ultrafacts

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

Source: georgesus

ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

k1mkardashian:

aaliyahsashes:

Youtube music awards? seriously? what’s next? Instagram’s next top model?

DON’T GIVE TYRA ANY IDEAS 

Source: aaliyahsashes

asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

Source: asktoothless

dr-archeville:

hufflepuffsquee:

dangerous-ladies:

escortcube:

You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 





seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons!  It’s too unrealistic!”
Me: “Lies!”
Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”
Me: “LIES!”
Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”
Me: "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIIIEEESSS!!!!!"

dr-archeville:

hufflepuffsquee:

dangerous-ladies:

escortcube:

You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 

Untouchable by Ryoko-demon

Just follow your heart by Ryoko-demon

Crazy winter by Ryoko-demon

Where are You, Pikachu? by Ryoko-demon

My ferngully by Ryoko-demon

seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons!  It’s too unrealistic!”

Me: “Lies!”

Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”

Me: “LIES!”

Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”

Me: "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIIIEEESSS!!!!!"

Source: ryoko-demon.deviantart.com

me n my turtle boyfriend

  • me: wow ur so hard
  • him: that me shell

Source: buttlicked

when I cheat on my pirate bf

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

me: I’m sorry babe I love u
bf: walk the plank

Source: fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit

isteriksancilar:

a aa hiç böyle bi şey görmemiştim :))

Source: hannahbowl

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

Source: stilinskiswhoremouth