pond weed that looks like long green hair !
no wonder you’re still ill stop touching that nasty shit
- how to prepare for exams: cry
Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole):
-your clothing choice
-your amount of make up
-not having sex
-having your period
-not appreciating catcalls
Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies
Reblogging for that comment
"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William
its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming
MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN
If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through
Youtube music awards? seriously? what’s next? Instagram’s next top model?
DON’T GIVE TYRA ANY IDEAS
I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.
but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.
Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?
The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.
It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.
OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER
seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY
Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons! It’s too unrealistic!”
Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”
Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”
Me: "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIIIEEESSS!!!!!"
me n my turtle boyfriend
- me: wow ur so hard
- him: that me shell
me: I’m sorry babe I love u
bf: walk the plank
a aa hiç böyle bi şey görmemiştim :))
Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.
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